Saturday, January 08, 2005

For my single friends.

HOW TO TELL WHEN YOUR FOOD IS SPOILED!

When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, you should probably throw out the eggs

Expiration dates are not a marketing ploy to make you throw away good food and buy more.

Now dairy products spoil easily. They are also what I call chain spoilers. It is time to throw them out when;
the milk looks like yogurt
the yogurt looks like cottage cheese
the cottage cheese looks like regular cheese
the regular cheese looks like blue cheese dressing

When freezer items become an integral part of your defrosting problem you should probably toss those too........If they arent freezer burned...they will be destroyed anyway from prying it up with a butter knife.

Any item that has grown hair.......unless your last name is dahmer.....toss it.

1 comment:

Shane said...

I don't like using the word "genius" too liberally, but you my friend are a genius. This is the funniest thing I've seen since...well, Lila's site. You guys are great together.