Okay. It's been awhile since I have posted. Sorry to everyone who reads this blog. That goes for both of you. Anyway..........here is another installment of things to do when you are bored.
In an Elevator...
1. Ask.."Did you hear something like a cable snapping sound?"
2.Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.
3.Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
4.Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
5.Bring a camera, take pictures of the other passengers, say things like ffffabulouse repeatedly.
6.Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator, ask other passengers to help you study them. (get them wrong)
7.Challenge people to games of hide and seek.
8.Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and act embarrased.
9.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, then announce to everyone that this is your personal space.
10.Give each passenger a round of applause when they enter or leave.
11.Lick gummy bears and stick them to things. (the walls, buttons, other passengers)
12.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
13. Place police "crime scene do not enter " tape to the inside of the doors.
14.While holding a paper with "out of order" written on it, say
"I wonder why this was taped to the outside of the doors when I got on"
15.Try to purchase an article of clothing from another passenger.
16.Wear a santa suit.......in July.
17.When there is only one other passenger, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasnt you.
18.Stand really close to another passenger, sniff them occasionally.
Annoying things to do at a job interview.
(Warning to Some Alabama residents - Dont do this if you actually want the job)
1.Announce that you are here to perform a hostile takeover of the company, fire your interviewer.
2.Chew tobacco, spit in the pencil holder.
3.Reach over and grab your interviewer's face, then announce "Ive got your nose", inform him that you wont give the nose back unless you get the job.
4.Comment on how much you like your interviewer's spouse's picture. Then take the picture and put it in your briefcase.
5.Ask for a company porsche.
6.Show up in a jogging suit. Jog in place during the interview.
7.Bring in a whoopie cushion, set if off, then roll your eyes and look at your interviewer in disgust.
8.While shaking hands start a thumb wrestling match.
9.Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until they yell at you. Then ask if you got the job.
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