A man was enjoying a drink at the bar when an exceptionally gorgeous young woman entered. She was so strikingly attractive that he couldnt take his eyes off her. She noticed his overly attentive stare and walked over to him.
Before he could offer an apology for being so rude the young woman said to him, "Ill do anything, absolutely anything, no matter how kinky, for the sum of $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what it is you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, opened his wallet, counted out 5 twenty dollar bills and pressed them into the young womans hand. He then looked her in the eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said:
PAINT MY HOUSE
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