Life's little truth's

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something that you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Noone is paying attention until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, but failure is usually in full view.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you never tried before.

Dont sweat the petty things.

Dont pet the sweaty things.

Attempt to get a new car for your wife.......it'll be a good trade.

Hard work pays off in the future.....laziness pays off now.

Borrow money from pessimests....they dont expect it back.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definately isnt for you.

Boycott shampoo!!! Demand the real poo!!!

Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand>>>>>