A few limericks to get you started

A Lass, one beautiful morn,
Fell in love with a male unicorn,
She purchased a spell,
Recited it well,
Now she's with him with hooves, tail, and horn.

A man, while drinking light bud,
Crashed his car with a sickening thud,
The car that he hit,
Had a warlock in it,
Now he lives as a frog in the mud

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His beak can hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak,
Food enough for a week,
But I'm damned if I see how the helican.

There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light,
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.